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Friends and Bitches

Meeting the Friendship Group Meeting your partner’s friends is a very important thing to do in a relationship. Ridiculously important. It’s like remembering to give the house elf a sock important....

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Friday Sex Talk

 Sex Parties – Something you should try out or something to never think about? After writing this column for a year, I get invited to a lot of different sorts of events. Ones that if you lived with...

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First Times

When do you say I Love you? It gets to that time in the relationship where you know you should say it, wait for them to say it, or both ignore it like the awkwardly British people we are and … Continue...

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Friday Sex Talk

Moving from F onto G. Getting to it is sometimes quite a mystery. And as much as  we’d love some sort of treasure map or at least clues as to where G marks the spot, there never is. So you’ve …...

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Four stunning true-to-life characters

The Night Watch by Sarah Waters “Helen opened her eyes and gazed into the luminous blue of the sky. Was it crazy, she wondered, to be as grateful as she felt now, for moments like this, in a world that...

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Feelings or Friendly

Sometimes it’s just impossible to tell if someone likes you, or if someone is just being friendly. Obviously there’s not a definitive list like tequila flavours or the order of straight celebs who...

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Friday Sex Talk

Ok so sometimes you really do have to go with sexual flow. Fifty Shades of Grey Beginners Bondage Kit I’m not one to have run to Sainsburys to pick up all three fifty shades books and I’m not one to …...

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Friend VS The Girlfriend

Following Taylor Swift’s life as I do often, it really surprised me that she made her feelings about Selena Gomez getting back with Justin Bieber known. It got me thinking about whether you’ve got an...

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First Time Holidays

 Sex and sunburn. Holidaying together for the first time. If you’ve been waiting on those tables or flicking blue tack at the clock in the office hoping it might make time go quicker, or even been in...

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Friday Sex Talk

Why couple sex can be better. Yes I do tend to bang on about going out, drinking tequila and pulling. I realized this while looking back on all the Friday Sex talks I have done. While drinking tequila....

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Friday Sex Talk

Fantasies Fantasies and more Fantasies. F is forr have counted down the top nine. I couldn’t be bothered doing ten. I’m hungover off tequilas and unicorn’s tears. #9 Come and get me girls! Dear God I...

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Friday Sex Talk

Fucking Festival Fun If you’re in L Fest this weekend then you may want to get ziggy jiggy and juggy with a girl. Having sex at festivals can be fun and exciting, and I have to say it, intense. Haha …...

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Fancying The Forbidden

If you fancy, like the look, or feel sexually attracted to someone then it can be a lovely cupcakes-for-breakfast feeling. But if you’re not allowed to fancy them, since they are your brother’s...

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Friday Sex Talk

Hot sun & Not Fun After complaining for most of the year that we’re too cold, now that the hot weather is here we’re too sticky, too sweaty, and too skanky to feel like sex. But it’s just got to …...

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Find the Right Day

Dating Times What’s the best night to go on a date. Hump day is Wednesday so that naturally feels like the best day to pull. But how the date goes, whether you end up going home and licking mayonnaise...

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Friday Sex Talk

A Clit of Sexy Fun We all like a bit of clit action. Who doesn’t on a rainy Tuesday. But sometimes, toys can be a bit full on and can press on your clit making it feel like it’s been … Continue reading →

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Flirting and Such

Question Time: Why do you warn people to be careful of lesbian flirting? - Janet Flint Lesbian flirting is different from any other flirting. Because it’s easiest thing to do right but the consequences...

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Feeling like the Third Wheel

  “Hi! So my two best friend’s got together recently (such a lesbian thing to do) and we still hang out as before. But how do I not be an awkward 3rd wheel when we’re hanging out?’ - Ellie   Being …...

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Friday Sex Talk

Spread your Legs Ladies Hosted on http://www.Dattch.com OK it might not sound like the most exciting sex talk I’ve ever written but this is really really important so put down your fruit tea, stop...

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Friday Sex Talk

It’s not just the bedroom Sometimes, as most lesbians will know, you can get stuck in a sex rut. Where you have your routine and stick to it. So you might come home and routinely put on your cowboy...

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