Clik here to view.
Fine I’m gay!
I’m a thirty year old lesbian and I hate that I have to keep coming out whenever I meet someone new. It’s like a never ending revolving closet door. Since you’re femme and must get it all the time, is...
View ArticleClik here to view.
Foreseeing before Doing
My gf really wants us to get matching tattoos but I’m not sure. What do you think? Is it really romantic or just stupid? -Anon I want to scream and shout and let it all out about how probably bad an...
View ArticleClik here to view.
Friday Sex Talk
How to know someone is good in bed. We’ve all been there. That awkward moment where you’ve taken home a hot girl thinking you’re going to have the best rough and tumble time of your life, and she...
View ArticleClik here to view.
Friends in the Middle
My girlfriend of four years and I recently broke up. Because we were together for so long, we have the same friends. I hate going out with them and seeing her. I can’t control my emotion towards her....
View ArticleClik here to view.
Friday Sex Talk
Getting the bedroom ready Now this is definitely a thing that people need to think about. You’ve got someone coming home with you, they are all ready to rip off your floral bra and bite through the...
View ArticleClik here to view.
Fuck It
Featuring Floss the unicorn and my inability to open a bottle of wine. Things to not put in an online dating profile.Filed under: Female Relationships
View ArticleClik here to view.
Finally I’m getting round to it all…
Well I hope you all enjoyed Halloween and the best walk of shame you can possibly witness the day after. Nurses, zombies and slutty pumpkins all heading home with their bed hair and their heels and...
View ArticleClik here to view.
Fail at fangirling.
A new video to start off the day at 1am. Because when else would I possibly post. Will be more up to date in future weeks. This week will be a bit of a test drive. Much love. Filed under: Fangirl Mondays
View ArticleClik here to view.
Failing at Life: What not to do.
What not to do after breaking up with someone. It’s like everyone knows these things, but it until you feel like someone took out your heart and lawnmowered over it, it’s hard to even think straight....
View ArticleClik here to view.
Four boobs is not great.
Figure out how to underwear shop This is something I haven’t really figured out yet. My aim is to just get material that makes my bum smaller and my boobs bigger. .Science. I think next video I will...
View ArticleClik here to view.
Friday Sex Talk
So the blog has changed quite a bit this week and will even more next week because I get very bored if things are the same. But the lesbian sex talk on a Friday will never change. Because there is too...
View ArticleClik here to view.
Feeling Flustered
My reaction to Miley Cyrus on the XFactor because I missed it. Yes I realize it’s a day late but my computer crashed and started being a little bitch baby and refused to cooperate. I adore Miley,...
View ArticleClik here to view.
Failing at Life: How to Not…
How to not forget about the Romance I talked about this a while ago but things need to be resaid sometimes. Lesbians are forgetful creatures much like your brain when it comes to any sort of exam or...
View ArticleClik here to view.
Friday Sex Talk
Curvy is never a bad thing * Now curvy sex toys can freak some people out quite a lot. Because where does it go and what does it do when it’s in there. But curved toys can really hit your clit get your...
View ArticleClik here to view.
Face Stuff
Collection Mineral Foundation The beauty product that saves my life every day. Not literally, but it stops me looking like a gremlin. And that’s pretty much the same thing. If I’m going out to the...
View ArticleClik here to view.
Frolics at the AMAs
And Isn’t Kendall Jenner like twelve? I thought I’d review the gossip of the week because I quite like shallow thing. The AMA’s happened and Miley Cyrus performed with a large scary kitten. Also I’ve...
View ArticleClik here to view.
Fruity Pinks
Pink things that will make your skin sparkle like Robert Pattison in Twilight although prettier. My skin is ridiculously sensitive but these things make it all soft and smooth and sexually sparkly. And...
View ArticleClik here to view.
Frosty, Cold and Pretty
Drunk Marmite – I love Winter Marmite, if you’re not from the UK is something you either love or hate. Since I’m talking about a topic I either love or hate, and I’m drinking, Drunk Marmite as a title...
View ArticleClik here to view.
Figure Out Stuff
How to do Girly Shit – Writing a Diary What a fail. How to write a diary but not really because it’s confusing. Don’t follow wikihow would be my advice. Me and the laptop are not speaking as the trust...
View ArticleClik here to view.
Falling for Vodka
Five Things Thursday – The five most annoying people in bars Yes I had to talk about the five most annoying people in bars after this week. Because sometimes, if you’re not in the mood or you’re not...
View Article