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Flaky Lips

Five ways to Cure Chapped Lips Winter is a beautiful month and yet it can wreck your beauty completely from getting rained on so you look like a squirrel who fell into a pond to the wind blowing your...

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Friday Sex Talk

Teasing Tricks Teasing can be a truly amazing way of having one of those orgasms that’s so good you can’t believe your body is capable of doing it. Because good things come to those who wait, and if...

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Fiction that Rocks

Nineteen Minutes by Jodi Picoult “‘Get down,’ Matt hissed and he shoved Josie so that she fell behind the wooden bench. It wasn’t a good place to hide. Josie started to cry. She was going to die. They...

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Failing at Life

Reasons you shouldn’t live by Yourself This is not a post for all the women I envy. The ones who have their lives completely together and can easily manage any sort of DIY task efficiently without even...

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Feeling Flustered

  My reaction to Miley Cyrus on the XFactor because I missed it. Yes I realize it’s a day late but my computer crashed and started being a little bitch baby and refused to cooperate. I adore Miley,...

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Failing at Life: How to Not…

How to not forget about the Romance I talked about this a while ago but things need to be resaid sometimes. Lesbians are forgetful creatures much like your brain when it comes to any sort of exam or...

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Fashion to Finances

The Five Best Girly Apps Stylebook This might be the best  girly app in the universe. If you’re anything like me, you will have a floordrobe, and you will root around it madly before selecting a skirt...

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Friday Sex Talk

Curvy is never a bad thing * Now curvy sex toys can freak some people out quite a lot. Because where does it go and what does it do when it’s in there. But curved toys can really hit your clit get your...

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Face Stuff

More pink things that will make your skin look glorious. Vitamin E Body Shop Range I bought these on a whim because I was in Body Shop with my  brother and he wanted to go and look at the gaming shop...

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Favourites

Review of things My favourite hair products that I’ve been using and have always used. And my hair is up in a headscarf so you can see how well they all work. Excellent planning there. But not drunk...

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First Year in the City

Drunk Marmite – I love London http://youtu.be/94Dmsko5uAQ Marmite, if you’re not from the UK is something you either love or hate. Since I’m talking about a topic I either love or hate, and I’m...

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Food for One

How to do girly shit – How to dine by yourself I have no idea why I say the word ‘milk’ so often. How to eat by yourself in a restaurant. I think it’s something all women should feel comfortable doing...

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Feeling Good

Five Ways to be Happy Or a bit happier at least. There are some things that we all do to ourselves in the day that make us more miserable. And sometimes I do have days where I hate everything and my...

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Friday Sex Talk

The Toy you should get your girlfriend for Christmas. Actually just get it for yourself. *If you don’t own this toy, it should be on the top of your wishlist because it is just amazing. And this is why...

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Femme Face & Freedom World

Yes this is actually happening like a proper business and everything and I am excited. Lookit. Femme Face and Freedom World LTD have joined up to do things and have created a range of greeting cards...

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Full Pink Lips

More Pink Things for a more Day Time Look This time, a pink thing for your lips. Normally, I’m much more of a fan of red lipstick but it clashes madly with my hair and I like to be different. But...

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Fill your Glasses

Pink Drinks that I’m currently loving It’s winter and it’s cold and that means we drink to warm up. Obviously in the day time we go for the starbucks range of everything cinnamon that comes in pretty...

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Fiction Love

Drunk Marmite – I LOVE Jodi Picoult Yes another episode of Drunk marmite, where I talk about something I love or hate. This week I love Jodi Pioult as she is my favourite author in the whole world. And...

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Fill the Tub

How to do Girly Shit – Have a bath Because it’s winter we all need to relax.The purpose of having a bath is to do this but sometimes our days just get too over run with chores and unicorns. Having a...

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Flings or Forever

Signs you’re NOT ready for a relationship We all sometimes look a chick flicks and think, God, I want that. I want to be a prostitute and have someone make me into a pretty woman. I want to write a...

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